27) A bro will always do his best to help another bro’s self esteem.The Alpha-Bro should always be handing out the wisdom and power of his skill.
The other 2 bros claimed he was still with them but unavailable to talk. 24) A bro should always be allowed to make amends for his actions.
23) You will always make excuses for a bros actions, no matter how obscene. 25) A bro will always give his bro’s girl a ride to wherever, so long as restitutions are made for the action.
(exception: a designated group drunk driver exists, this bro has mastered the art of driving under the influence and has proven his worth) 21) A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or txt a girl. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved.
22) If a bro’s girlfriend calls you and asks about a bros actions the previous night, (I.e.
A bro will always recognize the master seducer of the group.
28) A bro should never ever under any circumstances sleep with a bro’s ex-girlfriend.
A bro may never be allowed to walk alone more than 2 blocks.
12) A bro will never ask for gas money for a ride unless he truly is hard up, or the ride exceeds the distance of 20 miles.
Space must always be found or made for a drunk bro who needs to leave.
If necessary, the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good.
All bros present are required to admire the content, even if they know nothing about cars.