Impress your Dutch lady by waving your almost full book of stamps in her face, she’ll be like krentenbollen in your hands, and hopefully not as greasy.
If you value your life, never, ever, get the idea in your head to ask your Dutch partner to cook for you. A lot of Dutch women, just like their British counterparts believe that critical processes in preparing a meal involve a microwave, or a dangerous driving scooter rider to execute the delivery of the dish.
So grab some pals, grab the kids, and head to the arena.
Roller derby events are a good time for everyone – they’re high-energy and kid-friendly, but usually have a nice party atmosphere as well, especially if there’s a beer garden.
Think of Homer’s Odyssey (not Simpson), Dr Richard Kimble’s quest to find the one armed man in the Fugitive, or attempting to join the SAS.
These are all child’s play when compared with finding and keeping a Dutch woman.
When you have a full book of stamps (this will cost 49 euros) Albert Heijn will give you 52 euros cash.
This is a higher interest rate than you’ll receive from any bank.If you actually have the temerity to request a home cooked meal (even if you’ve cooked for her before) don’t be surprised if she turns into an angry shouting demon as a result. ” Another thing to know about dating Dutch women is that Dutch antelopes can be somewhat confusing. If you’re dating one, you’ll get used to agreeing with her the whole time just to keep the peace. So don’t argue, smile and nod politely and say “ja, je hebt gelijk.”If you want to impress Dutch women, forget showing your car keys, or talking about how fine the wool is that your suits are made from. You could see that some of the affected residents were rubbing their hands with glee at the thought of how much money they’ll save on energy bills as a result.Spaarzegels can be bought for 0.10 cents a time with each purchase at Albert Heijn.If your heart is set on successfully dating Dutch women, I’ll tell you seven things you need to know about dating these dominant (but hotter than freshly fried frites) Amazonian warrior women.