Garry Shandling It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.Luke Wilson A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. Monica Piper Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.
Jerry Seinfeld Date Night–It’s cheaper than marriage counseling.
Unknown Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
Jennifer Lopez As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.
Garrison Keillor There are three rules for dating: 1) Don’t 2) If you must, just be careful 3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.
Rodney Dangerfield My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny Mc Carthy I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. Gracie Hart Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
No matter how your dates turn out, reading funny dating quotes can always keep your grounded and feel light-hearted.
Remember, there’s always a next time if it didn’t work out.
Susan Healy Date night is not optional for those who want to create a close and connected intimate relationship.
Unknown Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in 429; a cute, single, smart man, 1 in 3,245,873; when you look your best, 1 in a billion.
Unknown If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date.