This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To have Been My Classmate. ’ Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, ‘Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School?
The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.” “Oh yes, she says, “I remember it well.” “OK,” he says, “How about we take a stroll around there and do it again for old time’s sake?Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.I Two men are sitting in the Phoenix airport, deep in conversation as they pore over a legal document.
“Sir,” one of them says, “I’m sorry, but we…” “So listen. I go out to visit my son in Scottsdale and he takes me to the country club. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try."Pull down your pants," she says. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old.""That's amazing," the man says. ""You told me yesterday."A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. I thought you might be my son."An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.The old man stares at the young man."What's the matter, old man? He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet.I just sit around and listen to their conversations. "One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot.The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a ,000 ring and showed it to him.