Rodney Dangerfield My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Scott Adams An online dating site for really old people called Carbon Dating. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. Albert Einstein Honesty is the key to a relationship. Richard Jeni The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.
Rodney Dangerfield Women marry men hoping they will change. Unknown The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
Garry Shandling It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.
Luke Wilson A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. Monica Piper Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.
Melanie White What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?
The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.
Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
Martha Beck I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
Doug Coupland Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Rita Rudner I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
Wendy Liebman Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs.