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Lorna Adler Date Night is insurance for your marriage. Dave Attell My father always said, ‘Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.’ So on our first date I’d nag the guy for a new dishwasher.

Unknown Date night can be a real oasis in a couple’s life. Kris Mc Gaha Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again.

Garry Shandling It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.

Luke Wilson A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. Monica Piper Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.

Melanie White What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.

Rodney Dangerfield My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

Jenny Mc Carthy I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. Gracie Hart Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.Doug Coupland Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?Rita Rudner I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.Jerry Seinfeld Date Night–It’s cheaper than marriage counseling.Unknown Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.Linda Festa My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one.